May 29, 2008

Let Us Commence

Apparently Barry gave a commencement speech over the weekend?

All right, just a parboiled minute! I graduated from Cesspool of Liberalism University of PA (gasp!) sixteen years ago, and you know what? I couldn't tell you who the hell gave a commencement address, and do you know why?

I was too damned hungover to care.

Dammit, I wasn't listening to anything other then the pounding in my head. I wanted to leave, but you know, my family was watching, so proud.

So, hey, I don't know, freakin' anyone could have been up there doing a song and dance and I wouldn't have cared.

And...Barry? What kind of a substitute is that? I'd almost rather endure Ted Kennedy!